‘Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, every creature was stirring the cats killed a mouse. The stockings were flung by the kids in the air, for there was no chance santa would appear there.
The children were jumping up and down on their beds, Ed cant remember if he took his meds, and me in my socks and shirt that reads Jets…tired from driving around to the stable and vets, was laughing with him at the thought of a nap, we realized the kids did not give a crap. When from the backyard there came such a clatter, Maverick  lied on the couch didnt care whats the matter. And what to our wondering eyes should appear..but a man in a suit and 8 tiny reindeer. Convinced hes a fraud Ed loaded his gun, and told the fat man that he better run! He collapsed in the yard with a hohohoho..the kids saw it all and screamed nonono!!
We dug a big hole put him inside the sack, and told the kids if theyre good he’d come back!
So forget what you’ve heard now the story it goes..its no longer Rudolph but Maverick’s red nose. For Ed is in the sleigh for the man that was merry, and dressed as his elves are me Jake and Livvy!
Merry Christmas everyone♡♡